I think we should instigate a new genre called fanfic verite. Everything will be written in grainy black and white, and sentence rhythm will undulate like a hand-held camera. Non sequiters and extraneous background converation will add to the grainy realism. Fanfic verite writers will not be authors, but auteurs. You know, purveyors of an indie, lo-fi aesthetic and champions of street credibility. Art, baby, art.

*makes popcorn*