Nostradamus predicts.

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In the year 2005:

-Dumbledore/Harry non-con will enjoy a sudden surge of popularity.

-A trendy new catchphrase will be pastede onto fandom. Yay.

-Snarry will become canon. somniesperus will sue for theft of intellectual property. Her suit will be dismissed on a technicality, but her briefs will be declared the hottest ever to be presented in a court of law.

-Draco: Still not redeemed.

-Someone will complain that things in fandom are not as good as they used to be.

-At 9:32 GMT on September 19th, the fandom will run out of Harry/Draco. "We warned you it wasn't a renewable resource," little-heeded fandom conservationists will say.

-Voldemort/Hagrid wandplay will enjoy a sudden surge of popularity.

-A fan will have an embarrassing accident with a snake-headed pimp cane. It will be in all the papers.

-GoF filmmakers will realize that they made a terrible mistake in cutting Percy from the script, and beg Chris Rankin to come back. (Percy/Crouch foodsmut will enjoy a sudden surge of popularity.)

-Draco: STILL not redeemed.

-The text on icons will become so small that it cannot, in fact, be seen. But believe me, it's there.

-Fans will grow tired of canon and begin slashing each other. (Wait, that already happened.)

-Hot new fandom: Scarborough Country.

-Two fans with a long-standing personal feud will hurl childish insults at one another over an unimportant issue, incurring the public mockery of peers and smirking onlookers. Don't say Nostradamus didn't warn you.

-Half of fandom will be revealed to be JKR's sockpuppets. The other half: Vice cops.

Comments

[mctabby.livejournal.com]

OMG, it's all so true!!! o.O *falls over giggling*

Must say thanks for that sudden image of Hagrid's umbrella sticking out of Voldemort's arse.

[melpemone.livejournal.com]

I love you. <3.

[fluffyllama.livejournal.com]

Hehehe, and I'm disturbed but not surprised to find I had the same mental image stay with me as above. *shakes head but it still won't fall out*

[bethbethbeth.livejournal.com]

If I were the kind of person who could use the phrase "I fangirl you" without breaking out in uncontrollable giggles, I'd be fangirling you right now!

(p.s. I *did* get your card! Thank you!)

[mooncharm.livejournal.com]

-The text on icons will become so small that it cannot, in fact, be seen. But believe me, it's there.

*sigh* I love you, Eo.

*prepares for yet another crazy year in fandom*

[shocolate.livejournal.com]

At 9:32 GMT on September 19th, the fandom will run out of Harry/Draco

Thank goodness for that!!!

These were all excellent!

[fennie-snake.livejournal.com]

"We warned you it wasn't a renewable resource," little-heeded fandom conservationists will say.

:D


Now you're scaring me!

[melusina]

Bwah! Thanks for starting my day off with a laugh. . .

[firiath.livejournal.com]

Heh...so true!

...if I already hadn´t, I just would have to friend you for that ;)

[marksykins.livejournal.com]

I call vice cop!

[stellahobbit.livejournal.com]

Snarry will become canon.

Woot!

her briefs will be declared the hottest ever

*snigger*

At 9:32 GMT on September 19th, the fandom will run out of Harry/Draco.

Oh hell, do I have to wait that long?

You, sir, are a very witty gentleman ;-)

[riibu.livejournal.com]

I love your list!

[gmth.livejournal.com]

Oh hell, do I have to wait that long?

Amen! Let's waste some! Lots! Maybe we can push that date back into February or something.

[stellahobbit.livejournal.com]

Maybe they can have a F-Q Quest and get it all out of their systems by the end of February? I like that idea :D

[aproposofnothin.livejournal.com]

-Someone will complain that things in fandom are not as good as they used to be.

<laughs till she cries>

[idlerat.livejournal.com]

*applauds*

I especially liked : "At 9:32 GMT on September 19th, the fandom will run out of Harry/Draco." I have been warned--will try to conserve! Actually, I think I do more than my share of conservation in that area already...

Happy New Year to you, my dear. *hugs*

[tagore.livejournal.com]

Snarry will become canon. somniesperus will sue for theft of intellectual property...her briefs will be declared the hottest ever to be presented in a court of law.

Yee haw! From your mouth to Rowling's ear. Or from your computer to Rowling's computer. Or something.

[shaldana.livejournal.com]

Half of fandom will be revealed to be JKR's sockpuppets. The other half: Vice cops.

*falls off her office chair in giggles. Her staff looks, wonders, then hums - must be a Harry Potter thing again - and goes back to their work*

[cathexys.livejournal.com]

very, very funny!!! thanks :-)

[noblerot.livejournal.com]

-A fan will have an embarrassing accident with a snake-headed pimp cane. It will be in all the papers.

I am... so doomed.

Happy New Year, Eo!

[atdelphi.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing*

-At 9:32 GMT on September 19th, the fandom will run out of Harry/Draco. "We warned you it wasn't a renewable resource," little-heeded fandom conservationists will say.

I'm holding you to that. Then people will finally have to realise that rare pairings are clean-burning, renewable sources of smut :-P

[gmth.livejournal.com]

Hell, I volunteer to organize it. We can call it The Death Knell FQF. Yeah. That's the ticket. :-)

[slinkhard.livejournal.com]

...the fandom will run out of Harry/Draco.

Heh. You wish! We could keep going forever and ever and ever... *rest of fandom groans, to no avail*

GoF filmmakers will realize that they made a terrible mistake in cutting Percy from the script, and beg Chris Rankin to come back.

Testify. Preferably on bended knee.

Half of fandom will be revealed to be JKR's sockpuppets.

I guess that explains why the books take so long - she's off fighting flame wars every other day.

[bruno-greengras.livejournal.com]

-Draco: Still not redeemed.
Poor Draco. *pets said Slytherin soothingly* Now go wash your hair, dahling.

-The text on icons will become so small that it cannot, in fact, be seen. But believe me, it's there.
Just like cell phones!
"Why didn't you call 911?"
"I couldn't find a toothpick."

May 2005 be better than the year we're leaving behind us - happy newyear!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_hannelore/]

*gleefully giggles adverbally*

OMG Nostradamus x Dumbledore = Knight2Remember

The very best wishes for a good new year to you! As I told Bow, it's been wonderful to make the acquaintances even better.