Hahahahaha your little blurb owns me. :D Cowering under the hem of Voldie's robes! A portly fellow! Posthumous Order of Merlin - so Fudge-worthy. XD

I vote LV, because I feel he is most likely to do something like stick his finger in the balloon and then cackle, "Drowning will not defeat the invincible Lord Voldemort! Bwahahahahaha!" Bellatrix & Peter might be more amenable after he's gone, as well.