Sigh. Sometimes you just want a cute leather paddle, dammit.

I know. I still don't think it's very cool. Then it becomes the mythic 'omg, i got x off just by sucking his toes'. Which is another mysteriously absent kink. And you're right-- I guess if someone has a reloading time of uh, zero, then it doesn't matter does it? (Man, poor guys in HP fandom. That must hurt like hell after a while.)