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slippyslope,

millefiori,

bethbethbeth,

thepiratequeen, and

bowdlerized, your cards reached me this week. Excellence! My bookshelf is now replete with cards. Thank you.

Bow -- our love really is so predictable. Your card made me laugh very much. And no, I have never seen Six Feet Under. I ♥ U CRABBE.

(Behold my icon. It is a scan from

atdelphi's card. Glee.)

As I was cleaning up earlier, I found a xerox of what looks like a satirical flow chart of human civilization. I don't know where it came from, but I would like to, so I was hoping one of you could tell me.

A sample:

And here's the whole thing:

Also, yesterday at work, a customer came up to me and asked, "Are you Mr. Adhesive?"

She wanted some glue, you see.