Ahaha, oh dear. Anything, anything really. I suppose Cartography (http://www.livejournal.com/users/pogrebin/44343.html), which is Padma/Hermione, post-apocalyptic fic where magic has been twisted...or http://www.livejournal.com/users/pogrebin/42385.html (http://www.livejournal.com/users/pogrebin/42385.html) arise on the ruins, minerva/tom with a generous helping of bertrand russel? :)