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pauraque_bk) wrote2004-12-31 12:51 am
pauraque_bk) wrote2004-12-31 12:51 am
Nostradamus predicts.
In the year 2005:
-Dumbledore/Harry non-con will enjoy a sudden surge of popularity.
-A trendy new catchphrase will be pastede onto fandom. Yay.
-Snarry will become canon.![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
somniesperus will sue for theft of intellectual property. Her suit will be dismissed on a technicality, but her briefs will be declared the hottest ever to be presented in a court of law.
-Draco: Still not redeemed.
-Someone will complain that things in fandom are not as good as they used to be.
-At 9:32 GMT on September 19th, the fandom will run out of Harry/Draco. "We warned you it wasn't a renewable resource," little-heeded fandom conservationists will say.
-Voldemort/Hagrid wandplay will enjoy a sudden surge of popularity.
-A fan will have an embarrassing accident with a snake-headed pimp cane. It will be in all the papers.
-GoF filmmakers will realize that they made a terrible mistake in cutting Percy from the script, and beg Chris Rankin to come back. (Percy/Crouch foodsmut will enjoy a sudden surge of popularity.)
-Draco: STILL not redeemed.
-The text on icons will become so small that it cannot, in fact, be seen. But believe me, it's there.
-Fans will grow tired of canon and begin slashing each other. (Wait, that already happened.)
-Hot new fandom: Scarborough Country.
-Two fans with a long-standing personal feud will hurl childish insults at one another over an unimportant issue, incurring the public mockery of peers and smirking onlookers. Don't say Nostradamus didn't warn you.
-Half of fandom will be revealed to be JKR's sockpuppets. The other half: Vice cops.
-Dumbledore/Harry non-con will enjoy a sudden surge of popularity.
-A trendy new catchphrase will be pastede onto fandom. Yay.
-Snarry will become canon.
somniesperus will sue for theft of intellectual property. Her suit will be dismissed on a technicality, but her briefs will be declared the hottest ever to be presented in a court of law.-Draco: Still not redeemed.
-Someone will complain that things in fandom are not as good as they used to be.
-At 9:32 GMT on September 19th, the fandom will run out of Harry/Draco. "We warned you it wasn't a renewable resource," little-heeded fandom conservationists will say.
-Voldemort/Hagrid wandplay will enjoy a sudden surge of popularity.
-A fan will have an embarrassing accident with a snake-headed pimp cane. It will be in all the papers.
-GoF filmmakers will realize that they made a terrible mistake in cutting Percy from the script, and beg Chris Rankin to come back. (Percy/Crouch foodsmut will enjoy a sudden surge of popularity.)
-Draco: STILL not redeemed.
-The text on icons will become so small that it cannot, in fact, be seen. But believe me, it's there.
-Fans will grow tired of canon and begin slashing each other. (Wait, that already happened.)
-Hot new fandom: Scarborough Country.
-Two fans with a long-standing personal feud will hurl childish insults at one another over an unimportant issue, incurring the public mockery of peers and smirking onlookers. Don't say Nostradamus didn't warn you.
-Half of fandom will be revealed to be JKR's sockpuppets. The other half: Vice cops.
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Woot!
her briefs will be declared the hottest ever
*snigger*
At 9:32 GMT on September 19th, the fandom will run out of Harry/Draco.
Oh hell, do I have to wait that long?
You, sir, are a very witty gentleman ;-)
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Amen! Let's waste some! Lots! Maybe we can push that date back into February or something.
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