Nostradamus predicts.
Dec. 31st, 2004 12:51 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
pauraque_bkIn the year 2005:
-Dumbledore/Harry non-con will enjoy a sudden surge of popularity.
-A trendy new catchphrase will be pastede onto fandom. Yay.
-Snarry will become canon.![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
somniesperus will sue for theft of intellectual property. Her suit will be dismissed on a technicality, but her briefs will be declared the hottest ever to be presented in a court of law.
-Draco: Still not redeemed.
-Someone will complain that things in fandom are not as good as they used to be.
-At 9:32 GMT on September 19th, the fandom will run out of Harry/Draco. "We warned you it wasn't a renewable resource," little-heeded fandom conservationists will say.
-Voldemort/Hagrid wandplay will enjoy a sudden surge of popularity.
-A fan will have an embarrassing accident with a snake-headed pimp cane. It will be in all the papers.
-GoF filmmakers will realize that they made a terrible mistake in cutting Percy from the script, and beg Chris Rankin to come back. (Percy/Crouch foodsmut will enjoy a sudden surge of popularity.)
-Draco: STILL not redeemed.
-The text on icons will become so small that it cannot, in fact, be seen. But believe me, it's there.
-Fans will grow tired of canon and begin slashing each other. (Wait, that already happened.)
-Hot new fandom: Scarborough Country.
-Two fans with a long-standing personal feud will hurl childish insults at one another over an unimportant issue, incurring the public mockery of peers and smirking onlookers. Don't say Nostradamus didn't warn you.
-Half of fandom will be revealed to be JKR's sockpuppets. The other half: Vice cops.
-Dumbledore/Harry non-con will enjoy a sudden surge of popularity.
-A trendy new catchphrase will be pastede onto fandom. Yay.
-Snarry will become canon.
somniesperus will sue for theft of intellectual property. Her suit will be dismissed on a technicality, but her briefs will be declared the hottest ever to be presented in a court of law.-Draco: Still not redeemed.
-Someone will complain that things in fandom are not as good as they used to be.
-At 9:32 GMT on September 19th, the fandom will run out of Harry/Draco. "We warned you it wasn't a renewable resource," little-heeded fandom conservationists will say.
-Voldemort/Hagrid wandplay will enjoy a sudden surge of popularity.
-A fan will have an embarrassing accident with a snake-headed pimp cane. It will be in all the papers.
-GoF filmmakers will realize that they made a terrible mistake in cutting Percy from the script, and beg Chris Rankin to come back. (Percy/Crouch foodsmut will enjoy a sudden surge of popularity.)
-Draco: STILL not redeemed.
-The text on icons will become so small that it cannot, in fact, be seen. But believe me, it's there.
-Fans will grow tired of canon and begin slashing each other. (Wait, that already happened.)
-Hot new fandom: Scarborough Country.
-Two fans with a long-standing personal feud will hurl childish insults at one another over an unimportant issue, incurring the public mockery of peers and smirking onlookers. Don't say Nostradamus didn't warn you.
-Half of fandom will be revealed to be JKR's sockpuppets. The other half: Vice cops.
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Date: 2004-12-31 09:11 am (UTC)Must say thanks for that sudden image of Hagrid's umbrella sticking out of Voldemort's arse.
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Date: 2004-12-31 09:53 pm (UTC)Nostradamus predicts this image will be immortalized in fanart. Or at least, he sincerely hopes it will.
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Date: 2004-12-31 10:13 am (UTC)(p.s. I *did* get your card! Thank you!)
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Date: 2004-12-31 09:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-31 10:45 am (UTC)*sigh* I love you, Eo.
*prepares for yet another crazy year in fandom*
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Date: 2004-12-31 09:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-31 10:46 am (UTC)Thank goodness for that!!!
These were all excellent!
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Date: 2004-12-31 10:01 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-31 11:22 am (UTC):D
Now you're scaring me!
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Date: 2004-12-31 01:02 pm (UTC)Heh...so true!
...if I already hadn´t, I just would have to friend you for that ;)
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Date: 2004-12-31 10:04 pm (UTC)♥,
Squidward
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Date: 2004-12-31 01:59 pm (UTC)Woot!
her briefs will be declared the hottest ever
*snigger*
At 9:32 GMT on September 19th, the fandom will run out of Harry/Draco.
Oh hell, do I have to wait that long?
You, sir, are a very witty gentleman ;-)
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Date: 2004-12-31 02:18 pm (UTC)Amen! Let's waste some! Lots! Maybe we can push that date back into February or something.
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Date: 2004-12-31 02:27 pm (UTC)<laughs till she cries>
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Date: 2004-12-31 10:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-31 02:34 pm (UTC)I especially liked : "At 9:32 GMT on September 19th, the fandom will run out of Harry/Draco." I have been warned--will try to conserve! Actually, I think I do more than my share of conservation in that area already...
Happy New Year to you, my dear. *hugs*
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Date: 2004-12-31 10:15 pm (UTC)no subject
Yee haw! From your mouth to Rowling's ear. Or from your computer to Rowling's computer. Or something.
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Date: 2004-12-31 10:27 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-31 04:05 pm (UTC)*falls off her office chair in giggles. Her staff looks, wonders, then hums - must be a Harry Potter thing again - and goes back to their work*
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Date: 2004-12-31 10:27 pm (UTC)Your staff and my staff should form a support group.
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Date: 2004-12-31 05:49 pm (UTC)I am... so doomed.
Happy New Year, Eo!
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Date: 2004-12-31 10:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-31 06:43 pm (UTC)-At 9:32 GMT on September 19th, the fandom will run out of Harry/Draco. "We warned you it wasn't a renewable resource," little-heeded fandom conservationists will say.
I'm holding you to that. Then people will finally have to realise that rare pairings are clean-burning, renewable sources of smut :-P
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Date: 2004-12-31 10:30 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-31 07:08 pm (UTC)Heh. You wish! We could keep going forever and ever and ever... *rest of fandom groans, to no avail*
GoF filmmakers will realize that they made a terrible mistake in cutting Percy from the script, and beg Chris Rankin to come back.
Testify. Preferably on bended knee.
Half of fandom will be revealed to be JKR's sockpuppets.
I guess that explains why the books take so long - she's off fighting flame wars every other day.
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Date: 2004-12-31 10:10 pm (UTC)We are a rather hearty bunch, aren't we? H/D 'shippers -- we're like cockroaches... in a way.
Hmm. I've never written Veela MPreg! Oh, the possibilities. What do you think, roxanne? Should 82 chapters do it?
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Date: 2004-12-31 07:10 pm (UTC)Poor Draco. *pets said Slytherin soothingly* Now go wash your hair, dahling.
-The text on icons will become so small that it cannot, in fact, be seen. But believe me, it's there.
Just like cell phones!
"Why didn't you call 911?"
"I couldn't find a toothpick."
May 2005 be better than the year we're leaving behind us - happy newyear!
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Date: 2004-12-31 10:41 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-31 08:50 pm (UTC)OMG Nostradamus x Dumbledore = Knight2Remember
The very best wishes for a good new year to you! As I told Bow, it's been wonderful to make the acquaintances even better.
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Date: 2004-12-31 10:08 pm (UTC)*dies a happy death*
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Date: 2004-12-31 08:59 pm (UTC)*throws popcorn into the air*
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Date: 2004-12-31 09:46 pm (UTC)*shakes head sadly* More earth-firster eco-nonsense. Bad science, muddle-headed political correctness!
*bookmarks another 4WD H/D epic, and drives over tiny, impotent boutique pairings*
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Date: 2004-12-31 10:43 pm (UTC)Here via the Snitch to say two things:
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