Nostradamus predicts.

[pauraque_bk]

In the year 2005:

-Dumbledore/Harry non-con will enjoy a sudden surge of popularity.

-A trendy new catchphrase will be pastede onto fandom. Yay.

-Snarry will become canon. somniesperus will sue for theft of intellectual property. Her suit will be dismissed on a technicality, but her briefs will be declared the hottest ever to be presented in a court of law.

-Draco: Still not redeemed.

-Someone will complain that things in fandom are not as good as they used to be.

-At 9:32 GMT on September 19th, the fandom will run out of Harry/Draco. "We warned you it wasn't a renewable resource," little-heeded fandom conservationists will say.

-Voldemort/Hagrid wandplay will enjoy a sudden surge of popularity.

-A fan will have an embarrassing accident with a snake-headed pimp cane. It will be in all the papers.

-GoF filmmakers will realize that they made a terrible mistake in cutting Percy from the script, and beg Chris Rankin to come back. (Percy/Crouch foodsmut will enjoy a sudden surge of popularity.)

-Draco: STILL not redeemed.

-The text on icons will become so small that it cannot, in fact, be seen. But believe me, it's there.

-Fans will grow tired of canon and begin slashing each other. (Wait, that already happened.)

-Hot new fandom: Scarborough Country.

-Two fans with a long-standing personal feud will hurl childish insults at one another over an unimportant issue, incurring the public mockery of peers and smirking onlookers. Don't say Nostradamus didn't warn you.

-Half of fandom will be revealed to be JKR's sockpuppets. The other half: Vice cops.

Comments

[stellahobbit.livejournal.com]

Snarry will become canon.

Woot!

her briefs will be declared the hottest ever

*snigger*

At 9:32 GMT on September 19th, the fandom will run out of Harry/Draco.

Oh hell, do I have to wait that long?

You, sir, are a very witty gentleman ;-)

[gmth.livejournal.com]

Oh hell, do I have to wait that long?

Amen! Let's waste some! Lots! Maybe we can push that date back into February or something.

[stellahobbit.livejournal.com]

Maybe they can have a F-Q Quest and get it all out of their systems by the end of February? I like that idea :D

[gmth.livejournal.com]

Hell, I volunteer to organize it. We can call it The Death Knell FQF. Yeah. That's the ticket. :-)

[pauraque]

*cackles*

[stellahobbit.livejournal.com]

You're pure evil, and I love it :D

[pauraque]

I try. ^_^

[ellid.livejournal.com]

And just how did you get a Santa hat on a nightjar? I don't think they particularly like trendy little SoHo boutiques....

[pauraque]

You'll have to ask chresimos, she performed that particular hatting.