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pauraque_bk ([personal profile] pauraque_bk) wrote2004-12-31 12:51 am

Nostradamus predicts.

In the year 2005:

-Dumbledore/Harry non-con will enjoy a sudden surge of popularity.

-A trendy new catchphrase will be pastede onto fandom. Yay.

-Snarry will become canon. [livejournal.com profile] somniesperus will sue for theft of intellectual property. Her suit will be dismissed on a technicality, but her briefs will be declared the hottest ever to be presented in a court of law.

-Draco: Still not redeemed.

-Someone will complain that things in fandom are not as good as they used to be.

-At 9:32 GMT on September 19th, the fandom will run out of Harry/Draco. "We warned you it wasn't a renewable resource," little-heeded fandom conservationists will say.

-Voldemort/Hagrid wandplay will enjoy a sudden surge of popularity.

-A fan will have an embarrassing accident with a snake-headed pimp cane. It will be in all the papers.

-GoF filmmakers will realize that they made a terrible mistake in cutting Percy from the script, and beg Chris Rankin to come back. (Percy/Crouch foodsmut will enjoy a sudden surge of popularity.)

-Draco: STILL not redeemed.

-The text on icons will become so small that it cannot, in fact, be seen. But believe me, it's there.

-Fans will grow tired of canon and begin slashing each other. (Wait, that already happened.)

-Hot new fandom: Scarborough Country.

-Two fans with a long-standing personal feud will hurl childish insults at one another over an unimportant issue, incurring the public mockery of peers and smirking onlookers. Don't say Nostradamus didn't warn you.

-Half of fandom will be revealed to be JKR's sockpuppets. The other half: Vice cops.

[identity profile] mctabby.livejournal.com 2004-12-31 09:11 am (UTC)(link)
OMG, it's all so true!!! o.O *falls over giggling*

Must say thanks for that sudden image of Hagrid's umbrella sticking out of Voldemort's arse.
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[personal profile] pauraque 2004-12-31 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Must say thanks for that sudden image of Hagrid's umbrella sticking out of Voldemort's arse.

Nostradamus predicts this image will be immortalized in fanart. Or at least, he sincerely hopes it will.

[identity profile] melpemone.livejournal.com 2004-12-31 09:23 am (UTC)(link)
I love you. <3.
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[personal profile] pauraque 2004-12-31 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
:)

[identity profile] fluffyllama.livejournal.com 2004-12-31 09:24 am (UTC)(link)
Hehehe, and I'm disturbed but not surprised to find I had the same mental image stay with me as above. *shakes head but it still won't fall out*

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[personal profile] pauraque 2004-12-31 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Nostradamus predicts that in the coming year, llamas will be proven even more fluffy than previously believed. ♥

[identity profile] bethbethbeth.livejournal.com 2004-12-31 10:13 am (UTC)(link)
If I were the kind of person who could use the phrase "I fangirl you" without breaking out in uncontrollable giggles, I'd be fangirling you right now!

(p.s. I *did* get your card! Thank you!)
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[personal profile] pauraque 2004-12-31 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Yay, I'm glad it made it through!

[identity profile] mooncharm.livejournal.com 2004-12-31 10:45 am (UTC)(link)
-The text on icons will become so small that it cannot, in fact, be seen. But believe me, it's there.

*sigh* I love you, Eo.

*prepares for yet another crazy year in fandom*
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[personal profile] pauraque 2004-12-31 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Fasten yer seatbelts!

[identity profile] shocolate.livejournal.com 2004-12-31 10:46 am (UTC)(link)
At 9:32 GMT on September 19th, the fandom will run out of Harry/Draco

Thank goodness for that!!!

These were all excellent!
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[personal profile] pauraque 2004-12-31 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Glad you enjoyed. :)

[identity profile] fennie-snake.livejournal.com 2004-12-31 11:22 am (UTC)(link)
"We warned you it wasn't a renewable resource," little-heeded fandom conservationists will say.

:D


Now you're scaring me!

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[personal profile] pauraque 2004-12-31 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm imagining a Day After Tomorrow-type frozen post-H/D apocalyptic wasteland.
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[personal profile] melusina 2004-12-31 11:43 am (UTC)(link)
Bwah! Thanks for starting my day off with a laugh. . .
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[personal profile] pauraque 2004-12-31 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Welcome!

[identity profile] firiath.livejournal.com 2004-12-31 01:02 pm (UTC)(link)


Heh...so true!

...if I already hadn“t, I just would have to friend you for that ;)


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[personal profile] pauraque 2004-12-31 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
:)

[identity profile] marksykins.livejournal.com 2004-12-31 01:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I call vice cop!
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[personal profile] pauraque 2004-12-31 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I call JKR sockpuppet! Do you think Snape might have been there when Lily and James died? Do ya? Huh?

♥,

Squidward

[identity profile] stellahobbit.livejournal.com 2004-12-31 01:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Snarry will become canon.

Woot!

her briefs will be declared the hottest ever

*snigger*

At 9:32 GMT on September 19th, the fandom will run out of Harry/Draco.

Oh hell, do I have to wait that long?

You, sir, are a very witty gentleman ;-)


[identity profile] gmth.livejournal.com 2004-12-31 02:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh hell, do I have to wait that long?

Amen! Let's waste some! Lots! Maybe we can push that date back into February or something.

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I love your list!
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[personal profile] pauraque 2004-12-31 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I like your icon! Is it Pigwidgeon?

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[identity profile] aproposofnothin.livejournal.com 2004-12-31 02:27 pm (UTC)(link)
-Someone will complain that things in fandom are not as good as they used to be.

<laughs till she cries>
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[personal profile] pauraque 2004-12-31 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
^_^
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[identity profile] idlerat.livejournal.com 2004-12-31 02:34 pm (UTC)(link)
*applauds*

I especially liked : "At 9:32 GMT on September 19th, the fandom will run out of Harry/Draco." I have been warned--will try to conserve! Actually, I think I do more than my share of conservation in that area already...

Happy New Year to you, my dear. *hugs*
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[personal profile] pauraque 2004-12-31 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
And to you. *hugsback*

[identity profile] tagore.livejournal.com 2004-12-31 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Snarry will become canon. somniesperus will sue for theft of intellectual property...her briefs will be declared the hottest ever to be presented in a court of law.

Yee haw! From your mouth to Rowling's ear. Or from your computer to Rowling's computer. Or something.
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[personal profile] pauraque 2004-12-31 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
You never know when she might be listening... *waves to Jo*

[identity profile] shaldana.livejournal.com 2004-12-31 04:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Half of fandom will be revealed to be JKR's sockpuppets. The other half: Vice cops.

*falls off her office chair in giggles. Her staff looks, wonders, then hums - must be a Harry Potter thing again - and goes back to their work*
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[personal profile] pauraque 2004-12-31 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Her staff looks, wonders, then hums - must be a Harry Potter thing again - and goes back to their work

Your staff and my staff should form a support group.

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[identity profile] cathexys.livejournal.com 2004-12-31 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
very, very funny!!! thanks :-)
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[personal profile] pauraque 2004-12-31 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Welcome. :)

[identity profile] noblerot.livejournal.com 2004-12-31 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
-A fan will have an embarrassing accident with a snake-headed pimp cane. It will be in all the papers.

I am... so doomed.

Happy New Year, Eo!
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[personal profile] pauraque 2004-12-31 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Nostradamus didn't want to single anybody out... ;)

[identity profile] atdelphi.livejournal.com 2004-12-31 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
*dies laughing*

-At 9:32 GMT on September 19th, the fandom will run out of Harry/Draco. "We warned you it wasn't a renewable resource," little-heeded fandom conservationists will say.

I'm holding you to that. Then people will finally have to realise that rare pairings are clean-burning, renewable sources of smut :-P
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[personal profile] pauraque 2004-12-31 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Bingo!

[identity profile] slinkhard.livejournal.com 2004-12-31 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
...the fandom will run out of Harry/Draco.

Heh. You wish! We could keep going forever and ever and ever... *rest of fandom groans, to no avail*

GoF filmmakers will realize that they made a terrible mistake in cutting Percy from the script, and beg Chris Rankin to come back.

Testify. Preferably on bended knee.

Half of fandom will be revealed to be JKR's sockpuppets.

I guess that explains why the books take so long - she's off fighting flame wars every other day.

[identity profile] marksykins.livejournal.com 2004-12-31 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh. You wish! We could keep going forever and ever and ever...

We are a rather hearty bunch, aren't we? H/D 'shippers -- we're like cockroaches... in a way.

Hmm. I've never written Veela MPreg! Oh, the possibilities. What do you think, roxanne? Should 82 chapters do it?

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[identity profile] bruno-greengras.livejournal.com 2004-12-31 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
-Draco: Still not redeemed.
Poor Draco. *pets said Slytherin soothingly* Now go wash your hair, dahling.

-The text on icons will become so small that it cannot, in fact, be seen. But believe me, it's there.
Just like cell phones!
"Why didn't you call 911?"
"I couldn't find a toothpick."

May 2005 be better than the year we're leaving behind us - happy newyear!
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[personal profile] pauraque 2004-12-31 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Nostradamus predicts that in the coming year, Draco's hair will be more awesomely bad than ever before. "It's the mousse that keeps him evil," redemptionists will opine.
ext_7739: (percy by vialune and hat by tboy)

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_hannelore/ 2004-12-31 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
*gleefully giggles adverbally*

OMG Nostradamus x Dumbledore = Knight2Remember

The very best wishes for a good new year to you! As I told Bow, it's been wonderful to make the acquaintances even better.

[identity profile] dementedsiren.livejournal.com 2004-12-31 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Knight2Remember And a new fandom is born.

*dies a happy death*

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[identity profile] alibi-factory.livejournal.com 2004-12-31 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
AHAHAHAAAOIAIUGDGYDUAFSYDTFKWTUAFAAHAHAHAHAHA.

*throws popcorn into the air*
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[personal profile] pauraque 2004-12-31 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
*gets the butter*

[identity profile] mark356.livejournal.com 2004-12-31 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I think I love you.
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[personal profile] pauraque 2004-12-31 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
:D

[identity profile] black-dog.livejournal.com 2004-12-31 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
At 9:32 GMT on September 19th, the fandom will run out of Harry/Draco. "We warned you it wasn't a renewable resource," little-heeded fandom conservationists will say.

*shakes head sadly* More earth-firster eco-nonsense. Bad science, muddle-headed political correctness!

*bookmarks another 4WD H/D epic, and drives over tiny, impotent boutique pairings*
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[personal profile] pauraque 2004-12-31 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahahaha! :D :D

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