DITTO on Brutus. DITTO DITTO. I've actually known someone like that in RL, and it makes one want to pull one's hair out and start screaming. No matter how fond one is of said person (even BECAUSE of said naivete), there are just these... moments... of extraordinary denseness. One cannot even sputter in indignation.
... Er.
Um. Sorry.
'What's the matter?'
*is torn, as always, between smiting or shagging Brutus senseless*
*decides to give Cassius a pity shag instead* (Shut up, I'll call it a pity shag if I want to.)
Now look what you've done. You've made me all slashy and hungry for incandescent, heart-twisting C/B. You will write some, won't you? Won't you? A scene from Cassius' 'seduction', perhaps?
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Date: 2004-02-19 09:25 am (UTC)... Er.
Um. Sorry.
'What's the matter?'
*is torn, as always, between smiting or shagging Brutus senseless*
*decides to give Cassius a pity shag instead* (Shut up, I'll call it a pity shag if I want to.)
Now look what you've done. You've made me all slashy and hungry for incandescent, heart-twisting C/B. You will write some, won't you? Won't you? A scene from Cassius' 'seduction', perhaps?
*clasps your knees in supplication*