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Pick up the nearest book to you. Turn to page 45. The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.
"Pausing only to employ a few of Uncle Vernon's choicest swear words, he staggered back into the kitchen, clutching his head and staring out of the window into the back garden."
???
In other news, trying to read the Epilogue out loud is almost as bad as The Eye of Argon.
"Pausing only to employ a few of Uncle Vernon's choicest swear words, he staggered back into the kitchen, clutching his head and staring out of the window into the back garden."
???
In other news, trying to read the Epilogue out loud is almost as bad as The Eye of Argon.
