December meme: Most outlandish het pairings

tamlane asked, What are the most outlandish het pairings you would enjoy reading, and why?

In theory, any. There is no such thing as a pairing that I would refuse to read on principle, and if the story turned out to be good, I'd enjoy it.

But interpreting the question to mean pairings where I'd immediately get excited that they'd been written at all... Well, most of the pairings I like are already pretty far off the beaten path, so I'm gonna have to dig deep here. (Since it's tamlane asking, I assume Harry Potter pairings are what's meant, so I'll stick to that.)

( Five-ish weird het pairings that I would fall all over myself to read if they were actually ever written )

Provided this post didn't scare you off it, you can still give me questions/topics on LJ and DW.

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