Nostradamus predicts.

[pauraque_bk]

In the year 2005:

-Dumbledore/Harry non-con will enjoy a sudden surge of popularity.

-A trendy new catchphrase will be pastede onto fandom. Yay.

-Snarry will become canon. somniesperus will sue for theft of intellectual property. Her suit will be dismissed on a technicality, but her briefs will be declared the hottest ever to be presented in a court of law.

-Draco: Still not redeemed.

-Someone will complain that things in fandom are not as good as they used to be.

-At 9:32 GMT on September 19th, the fandom will run out of Harry/Draco. "We warned you it wasn't a renewable resource," little-heeded fandom conservationists will say.

-Voldemort/Hagrid wandplay will enjoy a sudden surge of popularity.

-A fan will have an embarrassing accident with a snake-headed pimp cane. It will be in all the papers.

-GoF filmmakers will realize that they made a terrible mistake in cutting Percy from the script, and beg Chris Rankin to come back. (Percy/Crouch foodsmut will enjoy a sudden surge of popularity.)

-Draco: STILL not redeemed.

-The text on icons will become so small that it cannot, in fact, be seen. But believe me, it's there.

-Fans will grow tired of canon and begin slashing each other. (Wait, that already happened.)

-Hot new fandom: Scarborough Country.

-Two fans with a long-standing personal feud will hurl childish insults at one another over an unimportant issue, incurring the public mockery of peers and smirking onlookers. Don't say Nostradamus didn't warn you.

-Half of fandom will be revealed to be JKR's sockpuppets. The other half: Vice cops.

Comments

[ellid.livejournal.com]

"-Fans will grow tired of canon and begin slashing each other. (Wait, that already happened.)"

Where? Where? AND WHY WASN'T I ASKED????? I'm single, healthy, and own my own house, even if I'm behind on my property taxes. *WAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!*


As for the rest - the idea of Scarborough Country fanfic is just chilling. What *have* you been smoking, Eo?

Half of fandom will be revealed to be JKR's sockpuppets.

[gazebo-jamith.livejournal.com]

...And then the sockpuppets will unite and overthrow JK Rowling and the brainless vice cops. Mwahahahahahahaha!

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

At 9:32 GMT on September 19th, the fandom will run out of Harry/Draco. "We warned you it wasn't a renewable resource," little-heeded fandom conservationists will say.

:O:O:O You set a Date of Doom! A plague upon your Snarry!

The text on icons will become so small that it cannot, in fact, be seen. But believe me, it's there.

Well, if it's Evanescence lyrics we can still pretend it's not, right?

Right?

Fans will grow tired of canon and begin slashing each other.

You mean femmeslashing. ;) (unless they are, you know, fanboys but they're all too busy hiding out so yeah)

Two fans with a long-standing personal feud will hurl childish insults at one another over an unimportant issue, incurring the public mockery of peers and smirking onlookers. Don't say Nostradamus didn't warn you.

Oh my Pete you are so specific! :O

Half of fandom will be revealed to be JKR's sockpuppets. The other half: Vice cops.

The end is nigh. JKR is reading TLC already, who knows about LJ...:-S

Loved this :D

[lafemmedarla]

Wohoo to Never-Redeemed Draco! ::bows to you::

[gail-b.livejournal.com]

Coming from daily_snitch

Dumbledore/Harry non-con will enjoy a sudden surge of popularity.

But you don't say when!!!

A trendy new catchphrase will be pastede onto fandom. Yay.

I'll start using it immediately.

(Percy/Crouch foodsmut will enjoy a sudden surge of popularity.)

Yay! (Again, when?)

The text on icons will become so small that it cannot, in fact, be seen. But believe me, it's there.

So, I'm not the only one who despises these kinds of icons?

Cute list! Happy New Year!

[snapesdarkling.livejournal.com]

Shrieks wiff laughter.

[jaig.livejournal.com]

That's scarily prophetic. :D

[jaig.livejournal.com]

You prophet, you. :D

[asphodeline.livejournal.com]

This has to be my favourite New Year post so far!!

-The text on icons will become so small that it cannot, in fact, be seen. But believe me, it's there

oh so true, it is, it's there already!


(and a Happy New Year to you and brother both and THANK YOU for my lovely card. My little birdie - named Pauraque of course - is gorgeous)

[snowystingray.livejournal.com]

-The text on icons will become so small that it cannot, in fact, be seen. But believe me, it's there.

::dies::

[lycoris.livejournal.com]

All of my sad mood just slipped away and was tangled up with utter hysteria. WONDERFUL. :)

[robert-frogg.livejournal.com]

Wow! All of that for 2005? How will I ever have the time to keep up!

Why is it that I like your predictions to normal ones though?

[wicked-dragon-x.livejournal.com]

Well DANG. I was actually gonna be all "First comment!" but LJ messed it up and I got fed up and figured I'd comment later and when I came back it was up to like, 90 comments so I'm no longer the first. *inhale*

-The text on icons will become so small that it cannot, in fact, be seen. But believe me, it's there.

That, right there, exactly sums up why I think you rock.

I just saw some new icons that perfectly fit that description. Quite beautiful and all, but the text? Itty-bitty one-pixel-per-letter, which completely ruined it for me.
I need to comment here with my e_notagain name so I can use my Trendy Icon.

Also, music squee.

[mark356.livejournal.com]

And Snarry did become canon!

I think most of the other ones had already happened.