the information

Customer: Did you watch the debate last night?
me: No, I don't watch TV.
Customer: [distressed, as though I had said 'I don't care'] Oh!
me: Don't worry, I vote. Just not based on anything that's on TV.
Customer: Oh. Did you see that thing about undecided voters on the Colbert Report?
me: No...
Customer: Oh. You don't watch TV.
me: No.
Customer: My son doesn't watch TV either.
me: Good. It rots your brain.
Customer: Ha ha! *leaves quickly to get away from the scary man*

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Final result 2004

the information

Customer: Did you watch the debate last night?
me: No, I don't watch TV.
Customer: [distressed, as though I had said 'I don't care'] Oh!
me: Don't worry, I vote. Just not based on anything that's on TV.
Customer: Oh. Did you see that thing about undecided voters on the Colbert Report?
me: No...
Customer: Oh. You don't watch TV.
me: No.
Customer: My son doesn't watch TV either.
me: Good. It rots your brain.
Customer: Ha ha! *leaves quickly to get away from the scary man*

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Today's polls

Final result 2004