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As we all know, LJ is being a miserable wretch today. Do not panic. Do not attempt to interact with your children or other loved ones. Do not attempt to make love with your partner, as you will find that years of computer monitor radiation have left your genitals withered and useless.

Oh, the real reason I'm bothering trying to post:

Happy birthday, makesmewannadie! You rock the rarelitslash party right.