Re: bitch please!

Date: 2004-07-17 04:42 am (UTC)
Oh puh-leaze! http://www.marysia.com/hpcanon/prang_e.html C that? Well, learn & live & love *that*! Uve obviously been missin sum pgs of 'teh Bibull' - go on and reread it. I bet uve never even read it more than once - and so u havent bin able to grasp the concepts of LUV and so so OBVIOUS shippping - u skimmer u!

Liek *I* would want to be, liek part of UR community. I bet it's full of looooooosers, who cant c teh goodness of Ernie da driver-wunderboi.

And dunt insult Alfy! Ppl liek u just cant apre-c-8 the goodness of teh movies. U and ur canon-shamanon! Liek that matters. I bet u dunt even like Orli - god of teh sex. And Alfy as his 2nd.

U cant even c teh truth behind the Ernie/Voodoo headmgreg. Theyre luv is sooo canon- my arguments in support bein 'ISNT IT OBVIOUS?!11!!' Cant u c, dat they are DESTINED 2 B! ITS FATE.

U tink cauz uve ritten 1 fic ure so gud. Well u noe, Ive ritten plentty! My luvely fic re: Ern's last words at teh end of time.

>quote<
'It is, time.'
'Ar.' sed Ern, his voice morningful & wistful.'
'It is, dah end of dah wurld, but teh beginnin of a knew aira.'
'Ar.' sed Ern, his voice now still sads, but tinges with hope and feeling.
'It is time, 4 u to recreate dah human race.'
'Ar.' said Ern, his voiced fulled of brave and stowic partriotism.
'It is time dat I present to u, THE VOODOOHEAD OF DOOM.'
'Ar.' said Ern, as he set eyes upon the voodoohead of doom, his voice now filled with wistful yearning.
'Ar.'
>/quote<

Ahh.. teh brillants....

U cant even c past ur nose! But Ernie can! He's got em thick glassess - u can take your oh so sweet page 38 and shove it under the Nite Bus cauz I'm introducing.. dah TRUE PAGE.

I've torn out da page, looked @ it, x-zamined it, kissed it, cried on it, held it tight - and *never let it go*, my dear and beloved, yes, dats rite folks- introduuuuucing page 35!

Collywobbles he sed.
Gas explosion 2.

Such wurds of wisdom. Eva so informative. -sniff-

Ern, u r my hero.

(yes please don't ban us *facepalms* *headdesks*)
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