Tail end of the rant meme.

[pauraque_bk]

appleviking has illustrated my Sirius/Remus "rant":

Peter/Cho OTP! (G). My glee is boundless.

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For scarah2: Peter Pettigrew, and his appearance in fanfiction.

I have never been flamed for writing Peter. I have never even been roundly criticized for writing Peter.

I see my friends and co-slashers proudly displaying their cherished flames for public dissection, their "i will pray 4 yr soul"s, their "omg hobbitz arent gay"s, and I think: WHY NOT ME? When will I be important enough for trolls to spew their sweet sweet status-granting bile in my direction?

I give up. I'm going to write an epic Harry/Draco romance. Maybe then people will hate me.


For anaid_rabbit: Het vs Slash.

Het jogged nervously in place in his corner of the ring, hardly hearing his manager's barked last-minute instructions or the already deafening roar of the crowd. Tapping his gloves together, he watched as Slash casually stretched against the ropes, shaking out his rebelliously long hair. Oh, Het would love to beat the smug smile off that pretty-boy face... A shrieking fangirl was being carried off by security (not the first of the night), still waving her autograph book. Slash gave a smirk and a nonchalant wave in her direction.

It wasn't fair, Het thought, grinding his teeth against his mouthpiece. Sure, Slash was an underdog once, the hungry kid from skid row, but couldn't they see how it was now? The endorsement deals, the merchandising, articles in every paper... Slash was big.

But he'd never be champ. Not if Het had anything to say about it.

The announcer's voice boomed out over the darkening arena: "Now let's have a big welcome for our guest referee... CAAAAAAAANOOOOOOON!"

The crowd muttered uncomfortably as Canon, that washed-up old hack, made his way to the center of the ring. You better believe Slash was paying attention now, scowling and uncertain.

As he beckoned the two fighters for the first round, Canon threw Het a leering wink.

Het smiled. Nope. Slash wouldn't be champ today.

Comments

[anaid-rabbit.livejournal.com]

Noes! I want more! What will happen? Will Het win? Will Slah finally get his much deserved first defeat? Will Canon call it a tie? What will happen? You can`t leave me like this... *pulls hair*

*laughs like mad* It wasn`t exactly what I expected but... genius. *g*

[pauraque]

Thanks, I'm glad you liked it. :)

[snitchnip-chill.livejournal.com]

Haha! Brilliant!

I've been thinking of posting something to ffn just to see if I can get flamed. I feel like I'm missing out on a part of the slash experience.

[pauraque]

Me too! Omg wizards arent gay!!1

[eponis.livejournal.com]

::giggles madly:: This is why I love reading your journal.

[pauraque]

Haha, I do my best.

[cathexys.livejournal.com]

omg, that was the most adorable yet on the mark not-essay i've ever seen on het/slash...just perfect!!!

thank you!

[pauraque]

Hee, glad you liked.

[scarah2.livejournal.com]

I think someone is left out of the Peter/Cho. OT3 is on the way.

[pauraque]

Who, Harry? One can only imagine his response...

[http://users.livejournal.com/_hannelore/]

Ha! Exxxcellent.

I think all debates should be handled that way: into the ring!

[pauraque]

It would be a lot quicker, I'll tell ya.

Presidential candidate debates would be particularly good.

[flimpy.livejournal.com]

*Cackles madly*

Don't ever stop ranting!

[pauraque]

Your wagging tail is hypnotic to me.

[gmth.livejournal.com]

I'm going to write an epic Harry/Draco romance. Maybe then people will hate me.

I certainly will. ;-)

And hee!

[pauraque]

In this epic romance, Draco will cry. A lot. ^_^

[ani-bester.livejournal.com]

Wait . . wait, you've enver beenf flamed for slashing Peter?
Not once? Not even a little?

God lord, I got a three page disseratation on how bad Peter was, which basically summerized PoA and GoF because the sender didn't think I understood what Peter did I guess.

They said they had to write me this because my liking of his character was preventing them from sleeping in good conscience 0.o

And this was all just because I draw him and have site about him.

But you, you slash him! You write him with Ron, and no one Flames you?

At all?

No one?

. . . .

Try writing Pete/Remus and posting it on FF.net. You will get the flames =P

[pauraque]

Nope, no one has ever flamed me over fanfiction. I get the occasional "I don't like Peter, but this is a well-written story", but never "Peter sux plzdie!" And I'm sure it is because I limit myself to posting in places where people are mostly sane.

[(Anonymous)]

See, there's your problem right there. You need to start posting at the Pit.

[dodyskin.livejournal.com]

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

I have no other words than HET! SLASH! Eeeeeeeee!

My extreme love has broken my words. *is carried off screaming*

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[pauraque]

Hahaha! I hope you managed to regain the power of speech at some point...

[projectcyborg.livejournal.com]

hurrah, it's anthropomor_fic!! here via cathexys, who is right, this is bloody brilliant.

[pauraque]

You've reminded me to cross-post. Thanks. :)

[laurashapiro.livejournal.com]

Brilliant.

[pauraque]

Merci. :)