GoF 23

[pauraque_bk]

In Chapter 22, sistermagpie linked to her analysis of Ginny in GoF and OotP, which goes much further than the usual "she just seems different". Highly recommended.


GoF 23: The Yule Ball

[Sirius's letter:] I was going to suggest a Conjunctivitis curse, as a dragon's eyes are its weakest point-- (353)

Traditionally, dragons have a hypnotic stare from which one can't escape. JKR doesn't seem to have made use of that point, though.

[Hermione] sat down to watch [Harry and Ron's] chess match, which culminated in an exciting checkmate of Ron's, involving a couple of recklessly brave pawns and a very violent bishop. (354)

I'm still a big believer in the importance of chess metaphors in the HP books. In the PS/SS chess game, Harry is a bishop. But here I'm much more reminded of the point -- I'm pretty sure lycoris made it -- that bishops may represent spies or undercover operatives, because in chess, each side has a bishop that moves only on the squares of the opposite color. The culmination of this book involves two undercover DEs (Barty and Peter), who certainly contribute to the violent end. Either one of them could be the bishop.

"Recklessly brave" makes one think of Sirius, but here I think the pawns are Harry and Cedric. Neither of them understands what's really going on until far too late -- they are not powerful pieces.

(Does anyone mind if I skip the part with Dobby? It's just more of them same.)

Harry's other presents were much more satisfactory than Dobby's old socks -- with the obvious exception of the Dursleys', which consisted of a single tissue, and all-time low -- Harry supposed that they, too, were remembering the Ton-Tongue Toffee. (357)

Couple ways you can go with this: Either this is an unfortunate collision of JKR's earlier grotesque portrayal of the Dursleys with her later realistic portrayal, or part of their taking-care-of-Harry contract says that they have to give him some sort of Christmas gift.

'I still can't work out how you two got the best-looking girls in the year,' muttered Dean. (358)

I couldn't pick out who Dean went with, but this line of his makes him sound like he's getting ahead of Harry and Ron in the maturity stakes. They went with Parvati and Padma because they had to find _somebody_, but Dean's well aware of how they stack up to the other girls.

Crabbe and Goyle were both wearing green; they resembled moss-coloured boulders, and neither of them, Harry was pleased to see, had managed to find a partner. (359)

Oh Harry. Your naivete charms me.

Come on! Two dudes at a ball together with no chicks and matching outfits? That's as good as it gets in this fandom, people.

Professor McGonagall [...] was wearing dress robes of red tartan, and had arranged a rather ugly wreath of thistles around the brim of her hat[...] (360)

Ooh, crown of thorns! Minerva's really going all out to express her feelings of martyrdom at having to chaperone this little shindig.

It was Hermione.

But she didn't look like Hermione at all. She had done something with her hair; it was no longer bushy, but sleek and shiny, and twisted up into an elegant knot at the back of her head. She was wearing robes made of a floaty, periwinkle-blue material, and she was holding herself differently somehow -- or maybe it was merely the absence of the twenty or so books she usually had slung over her back.

[...]

Parvati was gazing at Hermione in unflattering disbelief. She wasn't the only one, either[...] (360)

And her eyes were violet, and she was the last of the cat people, and she was secretly Sirius's daughter, and a flying unicorn Animagus, and and and!

Okay. I don't have a problem with Krum/Hermione per se, but this is a little silly. Would it be so wrong for her to at least be recognizable as herself? (Her two best friends walk past without knowing it's her!)

Dumbledore smiled happily as the champions approached the top table but Karkaroff wore an expression remarkably like Ron's as he watched Krum and Hermione draw nearer. (361)

This is a bit confusing, since Ron's last expression was "without looking at her", but I guess the idea is that Karkaroff gives a look of disdain. Has he just realized Viktor's new girlfriend is a Muggleborn?

'Nice socks, Potter,' Moody growled as he passed, his magical eyes staring through Harry's robes.

'Oh -- yeah, Dobby the house-elf knitted them for me,' said Harry, grinning.

'He is so creepy!' Parvati whispered, as Moody clunked away. 'I don't think that eye should be allowed!' (365)

Word, Parvati. Staring through the robes of fourteen-year-old students, nothing weird or suspicious about that at all...

'Viktor's just gone to get some drinks.'

Ron gave her a withering look.

'Viktor?' he said. 'Hasn't he asked you to call him Vicky yet?'

Hermione looked at him in surprise.

'What's up with you?' she said.

'If you don't know,' said Ron scathingly, 'I'm not going to tell you.' (366)

'[H]e said he'd been coming to the library every day to try and talk to me, but he hadn't been able to pluck up the courage!'

[...]

'Yeah, well -- that's his story,' said Ron nastily.

'And what's that supposed to mean?'

'Obvious, isn't it? He's Karkaroff's student, isn't he? He knows who you hang around with ... he's just tyring to get closer to Harry[...]' (367)

Goddamn! I generally like Ron, but he's such a bitch in this scene. The "If you don't know, I'm not telling you" is especially outrageous (I despise it when people say that to me), but telling his supposed friend that she only got a date because he's trying to spy on Harry? Again, I don't really get it... If the idea is that he's attracted to her, WHY is he constantly putting her down? WHY does he keep going on about how absurd it is that anyone could BE attracted to her? He honestly sounds like he's jealous of her for dating him, not jealous of him for dating her. No slash goggles required. Hermione is right to get upset.

But then we move on to where the real action is. Lots of couples snogging in the rose bushes outside, including these two lovebirds:

'...don't see what there is to fuss about, Igor.'

'Severus, you cannot pretend this isn't happening!' Karkaroff's voice sounded anxious and hushed, as though keen not to be overheard. 'It's been getting clearer and clearer for months, I am becoming seriously concerned, I can't deny it--'

'Then flee,' said Snape's voice curtly. 'Flee, I will make your excuses. I, however, am remaining at Hogwarts.' (371)

Karkaroff comes to his old Death-Eating pal because he thinks they're in the same position -- both DEs who went free. But Snape quickly reminds him that they're not in the same position at all; he pointedly says he's remaining at Hogwarts, under the protection of Dumbledore, protection from which Karkaroff does not benefit. "You're on your own, buddy," says Snape.

'Ten points from Hufflepuff, Fawcett!' Snape snarled, as a girl ran past him. 'And ten points from Ravenclaw, too, Stebbins!' as a boy went rushing after her. 'And what are you two doing?' he added, catching sight of Harry and Ron on the path ahead. (371)

What indeed! I confess amusement at Snape catching Ron and Harry strolling along Makeout Point here.

Although it's hardly unusual for a teacher to be stopping kids from canoodling at a dance, Snape is particularly pissy about it. Bitterness over his own romantic failures? Or maybe he's just taking out his irritation at Karkaroff on the kids.

And then we have Hagrid and Maxime, with beetle!Rita listening in:

'Me dad was broken-hearted when she wen'. Tiny little bloke, my dad was. By the time I was six I could lift him up an' put him on top o' the dresser if he annoyed me[...]' (372)

The very existence of Hagrid presents some not inconsiderable... logistical problems. I can think of ways that a woman the size of Grawp could be impregnated by a small human man, but doesn't it seem like you'd have to be trying for it?

Then Hagrid asks Maxime whether her mother or father was a giant, which produces rather alarming mental images.

I can't really blame Ron (or the wizarding world in general) for being shocked at human/giant couplings. It freaks me out too.


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[atalantapendrag.livejournal.com]

I can't really blame Ron (or the wizarding world in general) for being shocked at human/giant couplings. It freaks me out too.


I've known people with fetishes like that, but only in the Wizarding World are they actually possible.


Not sure if that's good or bad.

[pauraque]

One of the problems I have with it is that Grawp is presented as mentally deficient, and it takes some analysis to arrive at the idea that it may just be him, and not his species. The most obvious reading is that giants are less than sentient, IMO, and then Hagrid isn't necessarily stupid but he is uneducated, so you get to wondering exactly what JKR is trying to say.

Fleur's a quarter Veela, and that doesn't seem to bother anyone, so it isn't cross-species breeding per se that's the problem. It's something else.

[atalantapendrag.livejournal.com]

OOooooo...


I never thought about that. If Grawp is typical of a full-giant intelligence-wise, it makes the cross-breeding more than a bit creepy, and Hagrid is a bit slow.

Madam Maxime sounds smart enough, though. Maybe there are different varieties of giants?

[dphearson.livejournal.com]

Then Hagrid asks Maxime whether her mother or father was a giant, which produces rather alarming mental images.

I keep thinking of a miniature poodle and a Great Dane. Either sex will do.

Eeek.

[lizbee.livejournal.com]

Okay. I don't have a problem with Krum/Hermione per se, but this is a little silly. Would it be so wrong for her to at least be recognizable as herself? (Her two best friends walk past without knowing it's her!)

I dunno, I had that happen to me at my school formal when I was 17. I spent ten minutes talking to a male friend of many years' standing before he realised it was me -- that cliche about taking your glasses off and letting your hair down has some truth in it. Teenage guys just aren't that observant, and seem to have awful trouble coping with dramatic physical changes.

Come to think of it, I'd started wearing glasses the year before, and no one recognised me then, either.

Maybe I have a forgettable face. *worries*

[ook.livejournal.com]

Perhaps female giants are smarter than the males, but not physically strong enough to actually take control and run things.

[arclevel.livejournal.com]

I don't think it takes much analysis at all, really. From "Hagrid's Tale", much as the chapter bores me, we see that giants have their own language in which they're fluent -- Grawp doesn't really show signs of speaking a *different* language, just of being pre-lingual. Some giants are fluent enough in English to translate for humans without much difficulty; I would guess Fridwulfa fit in that group. They understand abstract concepts like "everlasting" fire and the disadvantage they're at in facing magic. They form political alliances and probably some sort of strategy, even if their primary mode of government is rule by force. I don't think they're at human levels of intelligence, much less centaur, but I wouldn't consider them mentally deficient as a whole, and I think many giants could reasonably consent to a relationship with a human (though it would probably be far from our ideas of a "normal" relationship, even discounting physical comparisons).

I'm decidedly not a fan of the giant plotline, but I think Grawp really is unusually slow and/or well below his usual capabilities in OotP due to his mistreatment by his brother.

[amythis.livejournal.com]

Couple ways you can go with this: Either this is an unfortunate collision of JKR's earlier grotesque portrayal of the Dursleys with her later realistic portrayal, or part of their taking-care-of-Harry contract says that they have to give him some sort of Christmas gift.

I think of the Dursleys as having a Christmas list and they have to send something to everyone on their list because that's what they're supposed to do (as "normal" people). For all we know, they may even think it's a thoughtful gift. (At least it's not used.)

I couldn't pick out who Dean went with

See? JKR only pays attention to Dean when she needs an everyman character.

Come on! Two dudes at a ball together with no chicks and matching outfits? That's as good as it gets in this fandom, people.

Giggle, how did I miss that all these years? I'm sure it'll play out differently in the movie than she intended, now that Goyle is teh sexy.

Ooh, crown of thorns! Minerva's really going all out to express her feelings of martyrdom at having to chaperone this little shindig.

I see McG as an older version of Hermione, so interesting that they're both martyrs in this book.

Would it be so wrong for her to at least be recognizable as herself? (Her two best friends walk past without knowing it's her!)

And wouldn't Parvati see at least some of Hermione's Yule Ball preparations since they take three hours?

This is a bit confusing, since Ron's last expression was "without looking at her", but I guess the idea is that Karkaroff gives a look of disdain. Has he just realized Viktor's new girlfriend is a Muggleborn?

Or he realizes his own chances with Viktor are reduced.

Word, Parvati. Staring through the robes of fourteen-year-old students, nothing weird or suspicious about that at all...

"Nice knickers, Patil."

Again, I don't really get it... If the idea is that he's attracted to her, WHY is he constantly putting her down?

Maybe he operates on the boy-pulling-the-pigtail-of-the-girl-he-likes level. But at 14?

He honestly sounds like he's jealous of her for dating him, not jealous of him for dating her. No slash goggles required.

Word. It may be that Ron/Hermione hadn't occurred to Ron either, not until she suggested it. And then by Christmas of Year Five he's giving her "unusual" perfume.

'And what are you two doing?' he added, catching sight of Harry and Ron on the path ahead. (371)
What indeed! I confess amusement at Snape catching Ron and Harry strolling along Makeout Point here.

I've always loved this in a Snape-shipping-Ron/Harry way, just like the thing in PoA of him saying, re the Zonko's products that Harry claims Ron gave him, "Indeed? And you've been carrying them around ever since? How very touching."

Bitterness over his own romantic failures? Or maybe he's just taking out his irritation at Karkaroff on the kids.

Is there a difference?

Then Hagrid asks Maxime whether her mother or father was a giant, which produces rather alarming mental images.

Well, Hagrid's father was a wizard, so, um, there might've been spells or something to get around this. But I can see why you're squicked.

[marissa-214.livejournal.com]

I was going to relate a similar story. I have very curly hair (bushy, if you will) and I straightened it for fun one day. My boyfriend of 1 year didn't recognize me until I spoke to him. The thing about curly-haired girls is that it's the recognizable feature about you. I'm definitely identified by my hair...it's the first thing people see. When I take that away, it's not that I'm not noticeable, it's just that other features come forward that might not have been evident before.

Same with glasses, I think, so I'm sure you don't have a forgettable face. :-)

[strangemuses.livejournal.com]

Professor Flitwick is part Goblin somewhere in his ancestry, per a JKR comment somewhere. I'm not sure where JKR is going with this. She's shown wizard/giant, wizard/veela, wizard/goblin. Are we to assume that wizards can breed with any humanoid magical being? Does this mean that there could also theoretically be wizard/merpeople or wizard/house elf (ew)? [Let's not even ask about centaurs. No wonder she had the centaurs absent themselves from the whole being/beast discussion.) Is it only wizards who can breed with the other magical beings, or humans in general?

I'm not sure that the human/Veela thing isn't bothersome to some. I think that Fleur's "Veela-ness" was one of the things that contributed to Molly and Ginny being such bitches towards Fleur in HBP. I just cannot imagine family gatherings at the Weasleys in the future: all of those idiotic, hormonal Gryffindor males with a Veela-sister in law. JKR played it for laughs in HBP by having Ron be such a fool around Fleur, but in reality I could see that this situation would get old really quick.

In GoF, the Veelas that are used in as mascots in the game seem very alien to me: their very presence has a magical affect on all of the *males* [well, except for Harry], and they turn into their bird-headed form. These aren't the sort of beings that I would think it would be safe to marry. Would you want to marry someone who was *always* going to cause members of the opposite sex to come on to *forever*?

Later on in HBP, JKR dropped the 'bird-head' part of Veelas. I guess that JKR didn't want the Bill/Fleur relationship to get too weird. Fleur definitely has inherited the magical attractiveness part of being a Veela. Does she turn into a bird-head when she gets angry? Are she and Bill Weasley going to have little were-Veela babies (chicks?) who turn into bird-heads and peck people at the full moon? Who knows.

Nothing about the notion of human/giant cross-breeding makes any sense to me. It always struck me as a "cute" idea that JKR never quite thought through. JKR's magical world has never seemed "cute" to me; in fact, from what little we can see of it, it seems like an extremely dangerous place. The magical beings are somewhat hostile and dangerous and the beasts are often shown to be dangerous or pests.

[pilly2009.livejournal.com]

Okay. I don't have a problem with Krum/Hermione per se, but this is a little silly. Would it be so wrong for her to at least be recognizable as herself? (Her two best friends walk past without knowing it's her!)

Ha! I did say that her canon outfit was just as OOC for her as her movie outfit is, which is why I'm probably the only person in fandom not bothered by her movie gown for this reason. (My only nitpick is that I don't see why they had to change the colour at all; Emma Watson's worn blue before, and looked fine.)

Word, Parvati. Staring through the robes of fourteen-year-old students, nothing weird or suspicious about that at all...

Am so glad someone else caught this :-)

[pilly2009.livejournal.com]

I don't really remember for sure, but I don't think the problem wizards have with giants is with their mental capabilities, but with their violence -- at least, this is what Rita Skeeter seemed to emphasize in her article about Hagrid. arclevel gave good examples about how intelligent the giants as a species have been presented, and my own reading of Grawp in OotP didn't lead me to the conclusion that he's stupid, or even stunted in some way. Hagrid mentioned that Grawp was his little brother, and I just translated this as "baby" brother, which would explain why Grawp could only say a few words of English, though I'm not sure whether it's confirmed that Grawp is actually a baby giant or not. I didn't get the impression that he was used to another language at all, but that he was learning to talk the way babies do -- that, and all the pulling up trees and grabbing roaring/crying, etc. Additionally, Madame Maxine is intelligent despite being half-giant, and even Hagrid isn't stupid so much as he is uneducated.

[pilly2009.livejournal.com]

Later on in HBP, JKR dropped the 'bird-head' part of Veelas. I guess that JKR didn't want the Bill/Fleur relationship to get too weird. Fleur definitely has inherited the magical attractiveness part of being a Veela. Does she turn into a bird-head when she gets angry?

Maybe it depends on how recent in your heritage that the crossbreeding occurred; JKR did mention that her own mental picture of Flitwick was that of merely a very small old man, which would indicate that the only thing he inherited from his goblin ancestor was his height. We've seen Fleur get angry (well, close enough anyway) and there's never been any mention of her turning into a bird's head, so maybe the genes are selective...?

[maidenjedi]

On the Molly-and-Ginny-bitchiness towards Fleur, and the presence of the Veelas as "mascots" in GoF -

I wonder if JKR isn't trying to make Veelas out to be the sorority girls/cheerleaders of the Wizarding world. It may not have started out that way, but the general human female reaction to them recalls the way women react to perceived threats in general. Hermione's reaction in GoF certainly points to this. If she's attracted to Ron (who, as pauraque points out, is a being a real git), at this point she's going to be having many issues about being the "brainy" girl. There are other things in this book pointing that way (Hermione's teeth, the way she dresses for the ball, etc).

Later, Molly's reaction to Fleur is horribly superficial, as is Ginny's. Not jealousy per se, but definitely typical female cattiness. This is pretty in-character for Molly especially, since we see her in very traditional roles (and overbearing mother who doesn't like the woman her eldest son brings home is one of those roles).

If it were a matter of inter-species dating/mating being taboo, I would think JKR would get one of the usual suspects to comment on it. Draco making a snide comment about Fleur in Harry's hearing, some kind of slam on Bill/Fleur later in HBP.

I'm sure there is something of the "why aren't human females good enough for Bill?," or some plain old prejudice going on, but it seems more likely to me that it's female bitchiness.

[asphodeline.livejournal.com]

'Then flee,' said Snape's voice curtly. 'Flee, I will make your excuses. I, however, am remaining at Hogwarts.' (371)

I love this chapter where Snape blasts things out of bushes. I assume the above means Snape would give Karkaroff's excuses to those at Hogwarts but might there also be the smallest hint that he could also mean making excuses to the Dark Lord???? Now that we know a little more of course.

[black-dog.livejournal.com]

The whole interbreeding-with-giants thing could be a playful kind of JKR meta. It's the sort of thing that happens in fairy tales, and sufficiently innocent children don't think twice about the mechanics of it -- and meanwhile we, as older readers, snicker about it. Given JKR's fondness for potty-humor generally, I wouldn't put it past her to be deliberately encouraging this kind of speculation while maintaining, for herself, a false pose of innocence.

[icyaurora8.livejournal.com]

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[sistermagpie.livejournal.com]

Come on! Two dudes at a ball together with no chicks and matching outfits? That's as good as it gets in this fandom, people.

It's not like they couldn't have gotten dates if they needed them. Presumably Malfoy could ask Pansy to enlist somebody. Only fourth years and older get to go to the dance, so there must be some younger Slytherin girls who would want to go.

And her eyes were violet, and she was the last of the cat people, and she was secretly Sirius's daughter, and a flying unicorn Animagus, and and and!

LOL!

Okay. I don't have a problem with Krum/Hermione per se, but this is a little silly. Would it be so wrong for her to at least be recognizable as herself? (Her two best friends walk past without knowing it's her!)

I think they're confused because she sounds like an attractive 35-year-old here in her tasteful mother-of-the-bride perriwinkle and French twist hair. It's no wonder the movie put her in Pansy's outfit. It's not like she's described as wearing make-up, which would change her appearance more.

Word, Parvati. Staring through the robes of fourteen-year-old students, nothing weird or suspicious about that at all...

Yeah, Parvati's got a clue at least.

Goddamn! I generally like Ron, but he's such a bitch in this scene.

Ironically, Ron hits Hermione with the same insult Arthur later levels at Percy. She shows up pleased with herself for having been asked to the ball and looking pretty, and Ron says he couldn't possibly want her for herself, he's only trying to get close to Harry. Only for some reason it's okay when Arthur says it, according to some!

Anyway, yeah, Ron is really bitchy there, but I assume it's just that he's supposed to be all freaked out at the way he suddenly feels. Actually, I've never thought of this before, but Ron may be upset at Hermione's look at the ball, too, because she dresses up like that for Viktor but not for him. We know the Weasleys are pretty much cave men underneath when it comes to women--their views are pretty traditional but not always badly meant (the boys are trying to protect Ginny, which she never acknowledges in her sassy feminist rants). So imagine Ron thinking he's friends with Hermione and maybe is starting to get glimmers of liking her, and he knows her as a girl with bushy hair who doesn't care about these things. Then suddenly Viktor shows up and Hermione dolls herself up and really does become a different person in some significant way. This is a girl interested in a boy's attention; his Hermione is the opposite. Ooh. I feel a post coming on about this subject...

What indeed! I confess amusement at Snape catching Ron and Harry strolling along Makeout Point here.

LOL! These two couples are hilarious here.

I can't really blame Ron (or the wizarding world in general) for being shocked at human/giant couplings. It freaks me out too.

Yes. And Hagrid never seems to speak of Grawp as retarded for a giant, even though he seems to be. Frankly it seems more like just that when you take the giant out of his home environment and put him in civiliation he appears more savage.

[slinkhard.livejournal.com]

For all we know, they may even think it's a thoughtful gift.

I find the Dursleys gifts (and the characters themselves, come to think of it) bizarrely endearing. Whatever motive they have for sending presents, they must have gone to some effort and interacted with the magical world they hate - doesn't it arrive from an owl?

I'm sure it'll play out differently in the movie than she intended, now that Goyle is teh sexy.

The movie versions have dates. OMG TEH HOMOPHOBIA of the WB!

[strangemuses.livejournal.com]

Oh, no doubt JKR is playing on the "no girl is good enough for my Bill!" stereotypical nonsense in HBP. I just think that JKR gave herself an "out" for explaining why the Weasley females were so horrid towards Veela!girl.

All of the female characters in this series pretty much horrify me. I wish I could put a better spin on how "catty" the Weasley women were towards the "bird head" Veela!girl (hahaha not), but I can't. From all I can deduce, JKR thought that whole situation was funny (in a bad tv sitcom sort of way). The sense of humor displayed in this series tends towards the vicious and burlesque. The Weasley family seem like something out of a wizard version of "Benny Hill."

I excuse Ginny's entire existance atm only because I have a really cracked view of Ginny that would probably horrify JKR. Rowling seems to approve of "super" Ginny. Personally, I regard Ginny as an abuse case who never got proper treatment for what Riddle did to her, and now she is acting out. There is no excuse for Molly Weasley.

[vvvexation.livejournal.com]

Bear in mind he was mistreated by the other giants as well.

[vvvexation.livejournal.com]

It may be that Ron/Hermione hadn't occurred to Ron either, not until she suggested it. And then by Christmas of Year Five he's giving her "unusual" perfume.

See my earlier comment--and yes, the perfume is the next stage in the woefully drawn-out process of figuring out how to interact with someone who suddenly belongs in a Different Category than before. By that point he may or may not have developed feelings that could be described as "liking" her, but he's got the vague idea that perhaps he should treat her like a Girl, since she seems to want that facet of her identity acknowledged. Of course, his idea of how to do that still involves playing to feminine stereotypes instead of trying to figure out what she, as a person and not just a Girl, might actually want. It'll be interesting to see if Ron ever does figure out how to relate to her as a person, or show any understanding of her whatsoever, because so far he doesn't seem to have shown any understanding of, or even attempted to understand, anyone other than himself and possibly Harry (and I suspect he only groks Harry's feelings to the extent that they match his own).

Well, Hagrid's father was a wizard, so, um, there might've been spells or something to get around this.

Engorgement Charm, baby.

[sibility.livejournal.com]

(I heard someone say something similar about the fantastic Master & Commander novels - that O'Brian was just making up ridiculously complicated naval terms to confuse teh fen and snickering behind his hand the whole time.)

But. What you said gives credence to all the Closet Slasher theories, too - subtext! UST! Subtext!

Hee.

[pauraque]

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[vvvexation.livejournal.com]

I couldn't pick out who Dean went with, but this line of his makes him sound like he's getting ahead of Harry and Ron in the maturity stakes. They went with Parvati and Padma because they had to find _somebody_, but Dean's well aware of how they stack up to the other girls.

Well, Ron did admit to Hermione that he cared about looks almost exclusively; that doesn't sound mature to me, but it does sound like he's about level with Dean on that score (though we still don't know about Harry.)

If the idea is that he's attracted to her, WHY is he constantly putting her down? WHY does he keep going on about how absurd it is that anyone could BE attracted to her?

See my comments above--but also, I don't think he's disbelieving that someone would like her so much as he's believing that Viktor must have evil intentions, simply because Ron feels threatened by him. It's actually quite similar to his reaction to the news that Ginny has a boyfriend--on finding out who it is, he immediately says he didn't like the look of him. It seems like he's being territorial in both cases--Hermione and Ginny are both his to protect (in Hermione's case, it's not yet because he wants her for himself but more because he's got her flagged in his head as asexual), and any guy who puts the moves on either of them is ipso facto suspect.