pauraque_bk | shag, marry, cliff

1) Comment to this and I will give you 3 people.

2) Post this meme with your answers.

3) Provide pictures and the names of the 3 people I gave you. (ETA: If I'm not sure about your sexual orientation, I'll probably give you a mix of genders. So, plz specify if you have a preference!)

4) Label which you would marry, which you would shag, and which you would throw off a cliff.

eponis gave me Luna Lovegood, Rachel Maddow, Jonathan Coulton. (Which is an awesome list, I must say. Well played.)

Shag: Jonathan Coulton. Eliminated from marriage consideration because I don't think I'd be very happy with a partner who was extremely busy with work and constantly travelling. Also, I've never had a lasting relationship with a guy; in general I'm more interested in shagging them than waking up with them the next day. Sorry dudes!

But yeah, I'd hit it. (Assuming no consequences upon his existing relationship, what kind of homewrecker do you take me for.)

Marry: Luna Lovegood. Yeah, that seems about right. I relate to people who were outcast weirdos, because I was one too. I like that she readily accepts things beyond what's considered normal. I figure she'd grow up to be a little less out-there, but still basically... a geek? She seems like the kind of person you'd find in fandom.

So yes, if

_hannelore were not available (but fictional characters were?), I'd marry Luna.

Throw off a cliff: Rachel Maddow. Aw, I feel bad. I like her, I used to watch her on TV. But totally not my type. And I'm really not into politics, so a relationship might be challenging unless there was something else we were mutually interested in.

Farewell Rachel, I throw you off this cliff in strong hopes that a superhero will catch you halfway down.