Hell's Curriculum

[pauraque_bk]

Oh, I think this, originated by laurelwood, should be a meme. What would your curriculum in hell look like?

Period 1: HISTORY- Wars Reduced Only To Dates of Battles and Maps of Troop Movements
Period 2: LANGUAGE ARTS- Books the Teacher Doesn't Understand
Period 3: ART- Modern Art Theory and Appreciation
Period 4: P.E.- Every Team Sport Ever Devised
Period 5: SCIENCE- Memorizing Facts about the Periodic Table
Period 6: MATH- Things With No Practical Applications Outside Advanced Physics

I couldn't come up with an actual art activity I would hate to do, but then I thought of all those horrible paintings at SFMOMA and how painful it would be to try to "understand" a series of 26 paintings of a red line (I am not making this up)... so yeah.

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[pauraque]

Breathing is fairly important! I'm pretty uncoordinated and self-conscious, so team sports made me an emo kid.