fic: "404"
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15minuteficlets. 347 words, young Harry & Dudley, PG (for a whole lotta language). This one didn't come together quite the way I was hoping. I might re-do it.
The word was "cookie".
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404
"Shit!" said Dudley, his mouth full of yet another black & white biscuit. He pounded at the keyboard. "Fucking server's down!"
Harry glanced up from the odious task of picking up Dudley's worn and pilled-up socks from the bedroom floor-- Dudley could never be expected to pick up his own room. "Better not let your mum hear you talking that way."
"Shut up! Nobody asked you." Dudley face was twisted in frustration as he pounded some more, his chubby fingers flying over the keys and leaving crumbs of chocolate on the grey plastic. "Fuck this, why's it have to be so bloody slow?"
Ever since Dudley'd started hanging around with a new group of friends, it seemed that every other word out of his mouth was a curse. Harry didn't especially care-- Muggles couldn't hurt you with words-- but Aunt Petunia had nearly fainted the first time she'd heard the F-word come spurting out of her dear Duddy's fat red mouth.
"I can just see her face if she could hear you," Harry went on, dropping the pile of socks in the clothes hamper. "You know how her face gets all tight and wrinkly when she's angry? Like a 3000 year old Egyptian mummy."
Dudley turned in his swivel chair, going purple. "Why you little piece of--" His fists were balled up round and white. Harry stood quite still. He had no intention of giving Dudley the satisfaction of seeing him try to run away.
But Dudley didn't hit him. He picked up the plastic tray of crumbly black & white biscuits on his computer desk, and dumped them all over the white carpeted floor.
"What the--!" Harry started.
"Pick it up," Dudley said in a savage growl, and turned back to his computer screen.
Harry had no choice. His face burning, he knelt on the floor picking black and white crumbs out of the shag, the creaks of Dudley's plastic swivel chair close in his ears.
"Fucking server," Dudley mumbled to himself, somewhere above Harry's head. A waterfall of rapid typing. "S'always fucking down..."
end.
[Edited because I somehow blanked on the fact that in the UK, cookies are biscuits. Hi, I'm a moron!]
15minuteficlets. 347 words, young Harry & Dudley, PG (for a whole lotta language). This one didn't come together quite the way I was hoping. I might re-do it.The word was "cookie".
+--
404
"Shit!" said Dudley, his mouth full of yet another black & white biscuit. He pounded at the keyboard. "Fucking server's down!"
Harry glanced up from the odious task of picking up Dudley's worn and pilled-up socks from the bedroom floor-- Dudley could never be expected to pick up his own room. "Better not let your mum hear you talking that way."
"Shut up! Nobody asked you." Dudley face was twisted in frustration as he pounded some more, his chubby fingers flying over the keys and leaving crumbs of chocolate on the grey plastic. "Fuck this, why's it have to be so bloody slow?"
Ever since Dudley'd started hanging around with a new group of friends, it seemed that every other word out of his mouth was a curse. Harry didn't especially care-- Muggles couldn't hurt you with words-- but Aunt Petunia had nearly fainted the first time she'd heard the F-word come spurting out of her dear Duddy's fat red mouth.
"I can just see her face if she could hear you," Harry went on, dropping the pile of socks in the clothes hamper. "You know how her face gets all tight and wrinkly when she's angry? Like a 3000 year old Egyptian mummy."
Dudley turned in his swivel chair, going purple. "Why you little piece of--" His fists were balled up round and white. Harry stood quite still. He had no intention of giving Dudley the satisfaction of seeing him try to run away.
But Dudley didn't hit him. He picked up the plastic tray of crumbly black & white biscuits on his computer desk, and dumped them all over the white carpeted floor.
"What the--!" Harry started.
"Pick it up," Dudley said in a savage growl, and turned back to his computer screen.
Harry had no choice. His face burning, he knelt on the floor picking black and white crumbs out of the shag, the creaks of Dudley's plastic swivel chair close in his ears.
"Fucking server," Dudley mumbled to himself, somewhere above Harry's head. A waterfall of rapid typing. "S'always fucking down..."
end.
[Edited because I somehow blanked on the fact that in the UK, cookies are biscuits. Hi, I'm a moron!]
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Date: 2003-12-18 03:07 pm (UTC)I was imagining a kind of cookie/biscuit we have that's half chocolate and half vanilla. And if it doesn't sound tasty, all the better for the story. :) Thanks for the input.
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Date: 2003-12-18 08:05 pm (UTC)Man, I love Dudley here. He actually reminds me of me! (Bitching about the server, munching cookies...)
I must admit I had shameful thoughts regarding fellatio when Harry went down on his knees--well, never mind. I knew that would never happen, anyway.
And there must be a somewhat Jungian Harry/Dudley vibe going around, because I've just finished my Harry/Dudley fic! Will be up on Pornish shortly...
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Date: 2003-12-18 11:36 pm (UTC)Heheh, that's why I like Dudley... he's a socially inept computer geek, just like us. ;)