pauraque_bk | CoS 12

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Also, anyone in HP who doesn't have

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From Chapter 11:

What house was Lockhart in?

Is Goyle the smart one? / Is Harry's behavior toward Snape justifiable?

Millicent rules!

CoS 12: The Polyjuice Potion

[Dumbledore:] '[Phoenixes] can carry immensely heavy loads, their tears have healing powers and they make highly faithful pets.' (155)

Emphasis not added. Oh, Dumbledore, you just know everything, don't you! It certainly seems we're meant to think that D is already planning for what will eventually happen in the Chamber.

'I must ask you, Harry, whether there is anything you'd like to tell me,' he said gently. 'Anything at all.'
Harry didn't know what to say. He thought of Malfoy shouting, 'You'll be next, Mudbloods!' and of the Polyjuice Potion, simmering away in Moaning Myrtle's bathroom. Then he thought of the disembodied voice he had heard twice and remembered what Ron had said: 'Hearing voices no one else can hear isn't a good sign, even in the wizarding world.' He thought, too, about what everyone was saying about him., and his growing dread that he was somehow connected with Salazar Slytherin...
'No,' said Harry, 'there isn't anything, Professor.' (156-157)

Typically, Harry is unwilling to confide in an adult, even one he trusts and admires. Some of these things he mightn't want to say because he doesn't want to disappoint D, but not all of them would make him look bad -- they're just worries he has, and he won't share them.

Meanwhile, what's D thinking here? He already has a fair idea of what's going on, so is he testing to see how much Harry trusts him?

'Yeah, he's nipping off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant,' said George, chortling.(157)

How does he know it's got fangs? We don't know it's a basilisk yet, do we?

'Positive,' said Hermione, shifting Scabbers the rat so that she could sit down on the end of [Harry's] four-poster. (158)

*splutters* Peter was sleeping with Harry! I never noticed this! Haha, oh my.

Also, note that girls can get up to the boys' dorms, but not vice-versa (OotP). Old-fashioned moral senses are at play.

[Hermione:] '[...]Once they're asleep, pull out a few of their hairs and hide them in a broom cupboard.'
Harry and Ron looked incredulously at each other.
'Hermione, I don't think--'
'That could go seriously wrong--'
But Hermione had a steely glint in her eye not unlike the one Professor McGonagall sometimes had.
[...]
When Hermione bustled off to check on the Polyjuice Potion again, Ron tuerned to Harry with a doom-laden expression.
'Have you ever heard of a plan where so many things could go wrong?' (160)

I wanted to attribute some morality to Ron and Harry here, some sense that knocking out a couple of boys and locking them in a closet might be considered wrong. But it just isn't there... they're worried that they'll get in trouble (note that Ron sees potential consequences; he isn't stupid), not worried over right and wrong. They also don't let C & G out of the closet at the end of the incident (168), though admittedly they could be putting themselves in danger by doing so. (Then again... C & G still wouldn't know Harry and Ron had put them in there, just that they let them out.)

Immediately, his insides started writhing as though he'd just swallowed live snakes -- doubled up, he wondered whether he was going to be sick -- then a burning sensation spread rapidly from his stomach to the very ends of his fingers and toes. Next, bringing him gasping to all fours, came a horrible melting feeling, as the skin all over his body bubbled like hot wax, and before his eyes, his hands began to grow, the fingers thickened, the nails broadened and the knuckles were bulging like bolts. His shoulders stretched painfully and a prickling on his forehead told him that hair was creeping down towards his eyebrows; his robes ripped as his chest expanded like a barrel bursting its hoops; his feet were agony in shoes four sizes too small...
As suddenly as it had started, everything stopped. (162)

My. Favorite. Part.

JKR's done something wonderful here -- created an exaggerated metaphor for adolescence. Harry and Ron become (grotesquely) masculine, to their pain, horror, and wonder. Hermione, meanwhile, turns into a pussy (thanks to

idlerat for pointing that out)! :D

There's a fic, 'Know Your Enemy' (R, Harry-as-Goyle/Ron-as-Crabbe) by

donnaimmaculata, that extends and plays with this concept in what I found to be a delightful way. Donna does exactly what JKR does, but turns the sexual implications literal in a way JKR can't.

'You know, I'm surprised the Daily Prophet hasn't reported all these attacks yet,' [Draco] went on thoughtfully. 'I suppose Dumbledore's trying to hush it all up. He'll be sacked if it doesn't stop soon[...]' (166)

Draco has a point here. Nothing in the papers? That does sound like a cover-up.

Malfoy started taking pictures with an imaginary camera and did a cruel but accurate impression of Colin: 'Potter, can I have your picture, Potter? Can I have your autograph? Can I lick your shoes, please, Potter?' (166)

Draco's a good impressionist -- there are a number of times in the series when he imitates people, always cruelly but accurately. He's a performer, and a good one.

Previous re-read posts are here.