pauraque_bk | Tail end of the rant meme.

appleviking has illustrated my Sirius/Remus "rant":

Peter/Cho OTP! (G). My glee is boundless.

For

scarah2: Peter Pettigrew, and his appearance in fanfiction.

I have never been flamed for writing Peter. I have never even been roundly criticized for writing Peter.

I see my friends and co-slashers proudly displaying their cherished flames for public dissection, their "i will pray 4 yr soul"s, their "omg hobbitz arent gay"s, and I think: WHY NOT ME? When will I be important enough for trolls to spew their sweet sweet status-granting bile in my direction?

I give up. I'm going to write an epic Harry/Draco romance. Maybe then people will hate me.

For

anaid_rabbit: Het vs Slash.

Het jogged nervously in place in his corner of the ring, hardly hearing his manager's barked last-minute instructions or the already deafening roar of the crowd. Tapping his gloves together, he watched as Slash casually stretched against the ropes, shaking out his rebelliously long hair. Oh, Het would love to beat the smug smile off that pretty-boy face... A shrieking fangirl was being carried off by security (not the first of the night), still waving her autograph book. Slash gave a smirk and a nonchalant wave in her direction.

It wasn't fair, Het thought, grinding his teeth against his mouthpiece. Sure, Slash was an underdog once, the hungry kid from skid row, but couldn't they see how it was now? The endorsement deals, the merchandising, articles in every paper... Slash was big.

But he'd never be champ. Not if Het had anything to say about it.

The announcer's voice boomed out over the darkening arena: "Now let's have a big welcome for our guest referee... CAAAAAAAANOOOOOOON!"

The crowd muttered uncomfortably as Canon, that washed-up old hack, made his way to the center of the ring. You better believe Slash was paying attention now, scowling and uncertain.

As he beckoned the two fighters for the first round, Canon threw Het a leering wink.

Het smiled. Nope. Slash wouldn't be champ today.