public service announcement
Feb. 9th, 2004 03:04 pmYou know, when you go to a store, sometimes they have merchandise hanging from those two-pronged straight metal things that stick out of the wall? Next time you see one, take a closer look. You'll see that all the merchandise is hanging from the bottom prong. You know why that is? Because if you take an item off the hook and try to put it back on the top prong, it WON'T GO ON.
If you're trying to put something back on the hook and it doesn't go, *don't* try to force it. You're damaging the merchandise and creating unnecessary work for the employees. Stop for a second and *look* at what you're doing. Is it really so hard to see which prong the other items are on and put it there?
Jesus.
If you're trying to put something back on the hook and it doesn't go, *don't* try to force it. You're damaging the merchandise and creating unnecessary work for the employees. Stop for a second and *look* at what you're doing. Is it really so hard to see which prong the other items are on and put it there?
Jesus.
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Date: 2004-02-09 04:51 pm (UTC)Just imagine. C'mon. I know you can.
I lasted five months.
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Date: 2004-02-09 07:39 pm (UTC)I actually had a customer do the Wrong Prong thing while I was standing there talking to her. It was even the kind with a big old metal rectangle on the front of the top prong, meant to hold a price tag. There's no *possible* way the item could have fit over that, but she just kept trying to jam it on there, over one of the corners!!!!!! Eventually I just took it out of her hand; I couldn't stand it anymore.
God. Come on, even trained monkeys can put the square peg in the square hole!
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Date: 2004-02-09 07:41 pm (UTC)Please, don't think to hard about the fallability of the above statement.
The parents were worse than the children. At least the kids were happy to be there. The pissed, surly parental figures took their frustrations out on us.
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Date: 2004-02-09 05:31 pm (UTC)I also reserve a special circle in hell for those who manufacture ill-designed prongs that don't accept the merchandise you stock - and those who buy them, put them in planograms and force you to use them anyway. Also poor package designers, who make items so large or oddly shaped that you cannot fit more than one or two on a prong, precariously, even under the best of circumstances.
*hugs pauraque*
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Date: 2004-02-09 07:41 pm (UTC)This working six days in a row thing is not for me, I think.
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Date: 2004-02-10 12:44 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-02-10 03:35 am (UTC)Now I need to go and calm down, it's my day off!