i was going to write about how sleepy i am but zzzz

[pauraque_bk]

My boss is sick this week; she apparently has either food poisoning or a stomach virus. She finds it necessary to call me and update me on the status of her vomiting and... other things. I feel very sorry for her, but that doesn't mean I actually want to hear about it. "Too sick to come to work, with disgusting symptoms" would more than cover it for me.

On the plus side, the minion who could not learn my name has finally learned it!




A one percent wipe.




Well that just wasn't very much of a cockblock at all, was it.