Hell's Curriculum
Nov. 16th, 2009 01:16 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
pauraque_bkOh, I think this, originated by ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
laurelwood, should be a meme. What would your curriculum in hell look like?
Period 1: HISTORY- Wars Reduced Only To Dates of Battles and Maps of Troop Movements
Period 2: LANGUAGE ARTS- Books the Teacher Doesn't Understand
Period 3: ART- Modern Art Theory and Appreciation
Period 4: P.E.- Every Team Sport Ever Devised
Period 5: SCIENCE- Memorizing Facts about the Periodic Table
Period 6: MATH- Things With No Practical Applications Outside Advanced Physics
I couldn't come up with an actual art activity I would hate to do, but then I thought of all those horrible paintings at SFMOMA and how painful it would be to try to "understand" a series of 26 paintings of a red line (I am not making this up)... so yeah.
laurelwood, should be a meme. What would your curriculum in hell look like?Period 1: HISTORY- Wars Reduced Only To Dates of Battles and Maps of Troop Movements
Period 2: LANGUAGE ARTS- Books the Teacher Doesn't Understand
Period 3: ART- Modern Art Theory and Appreciation
Period 4: P.E.- Every Team Sport Ever Devised
Period 5: SCIENCE- Memorizing Facts about the Periodic Table
Period 6: MATH- Things With No Practical Applications Outside Advanced Physics
I couldn't come up with an actual art activity I would hate to do, but then I thought of all those horrible paintings at SFMOMA and how painful it would be to try to "understand" a series of 26 paintings of a red line (I am not making this up)... so yeah.
