GoF 4

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Highlights from Chapter 3:

-So long, and thanks for all the mice (or, WTF post owls!)

-People we like are "round-faced", people we don't like are "the size of a young killer whale" (or, Sympathetic fat people in HP)


GoF 4: Back to The Burrow

Capitalization hers.

You know what? I think this might be my least favorite chapter in canon. Thankfully, it's also short.

[Harry] had rarely seen Mr or Mrs Weasley wearing anything that the Dursleys would call 'normal'. Their children might don Muggle clothing during the holidays, but Mr and Mrs Weasley usually wore long robes in varying states of shabbiness. (39)

So, I guess we can assume that there's a cultural shift in progress here. In Arthur and Molly's generation, you didn't wear Muggle clothes, ever. In the kids' generation, you do. Am I right that in the generation preceding Arthur and Molly, you didn't even have the first clue what a Muggle might wear? Are they older wizards, the ones we see dressed in nightgowns and so on? I wonder if this has anything to do with Dumbledore becoming Headmaster -- Muggleborns feeling more welcome, wizard children feeling more inclined to emulate them?

Dudley, on the other hand, looked somehow diminished. This was not because the diet was at last taking effect, but due to fright. Dudley had emerged from his last encounter with a fully-grown wizard with a curly pig's tail poking out of the seat of his trousers [...] It wasn't altogether surprising, therefore, that Dudley kept running his hand nervously over his backside, and walking sideways from room to room, so as not to present the same target to the enemy. (40)

There's a lot of this Dudley-being-terrified business in this chapter (which you really can't blame him for), but the key word is diminished. The bully isn't so big anymore, doesn't loom large in Harry's life. As usual, his bad actions are tied to his physical appearance -- the narrative lays the pig connection on pretty thick here, "porky hands" and so on. It's supposed to be funny, I don't know if you guys find it so. Doesn't work for me.

Etc etc, the Dursleys are anxious, they eat dinner, finally the Weasleys try to come in through the fireplace. This is just not smart of Arthur. He knows Muggles don't use the Floo network -- if they did, he wouldn't have had to pull strings to have the Dursleys' fireplace connected -- and he didn't tell anyone, even Harry, that he was going to attempt it. It also seems a bit dim to blast his way into the room instead of... well, anything else. He can fix the room via magic, but he can't take some paneling off without an explosion?

We're supposed to get a laugh out of the Dursleys' reactions, but it falls flat to me. This kind of humor doesn't work unless both parties are behaving reasonably (by their own standards), not idiotically.

'Well ... bye then,' Harry said to the Dursleys.

They didn't say anything at all. Harry moved towards the fire, but just as he reached the edge of the hearth, Mr Weasley put out a hand and held him back. He was looking at the Dursleys in amazement.

'Harry said goodbye to you,' he said. 'Didn't you hear him?'

'It doesn't matter,' Harry muttered to Mr Weasley. 'Honestly, I don't care.'

'You aren't going to see your nephew 'til next summer,' he said to Uncle Vernon in mild indignation. 'Surely you're going to say goodbye?' (46-47)

This is the only thing I kind of like in this chapter. Arthur's defense of Harry reads as sincere (and it would be reasonable too, if the Dursleys' living room hadn't just been blown up). He really can't imagine why they would treat him discourteously. I can't quite put into words why this affects me, but it does.

Harry wheeled around. Dudley was no longer standing behind his parents. He was kneeling beside the coffee table, and he was gagging and spluttering on a foot-long, purple, slimy thing that was protruding from his mouth. One bewildered second later, Harry realised that the foot-long thing was Dudley's tongue -- and that a brightly coloured toffee-wrapper lay on the floor beside him. (47)

There's this perpetual debate in fandom about the Weasley twins -- merry pranksters or sadists? And I tend to come down pretty hard on them, and it's because of things like this. I guess we're supposed to think Dudley deserved it for his mistreatment of Harry, but the fact is that Dudley isn't in a position to mistreat Harry anymore. He doesn't need to be taken down a peg: he's already there. Not to mention, as Arthur rightly points out in the next chapter, it's hardly acceptable or legal to do something like this to a Muggle.

I'll also point out that he's gagging and spluttering. In past discussions, some (myself included) have put a lot of weight on the fact that in OotP 28, James's soap-bubble hex makes Snape gag and choke, noting that cutting off someone's breathing is a pretty violent act.

Well, I feel like a bit of a wet blanket now. Anyone actually enjoy this chapter? I promise not to get in a snit if you did. :D


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Comments

[arclevel.livejournal.com]

The most disturbing thing (of many) about this episode is that the twins did this as they were *leaving*. When Harry came in, they excitedly asked if Dudley had eaten the candy. But honestly, what they were really asking was if he had eaten it *yet* -- and think about that. What if Arthur *hadn't* delayed Harry by insisting on a proper goodbye? And then Dudley had managed to wait the extra thirty seconds for this nutcase to fix their house and get out of it before he ate the candy that one of their guests dropped, which really sounds far more likely, anyway, given how scared he is. This wouldn't have started until after all the wizards were gone. There isn't a spell being used here, it's a magical object. As far as we know, emergency wizarding squads *weren't* called in. Presumably they wouldn't have been if Arthur hadn't been there, either.

So the most *likely* result here, leaving out narrative necessities, is that Dudley's got a several foot-long tongue, which is also apparently getting wider, and there is absolutely no one who can stop it. It's not like the Dursley's can catch the Knight Bus and rush to St. Mungo's, or fire-call the Weasleys and make them come fix it. They would probably go to a Muggle emergency room, but the doctors wouldn't be able to help, and the things they'd try would probably have other harmful effects on Dudley's health. The Canary Creams reversed themselves in a few seconds, but after a couple minutes or so in this chapter, there was no indication that this would, and the twins didn't say that it would while "defending" themselves. So does it eventually? And has Dudley choked to death by that point? And what on *earth* happens to all the victims of these caused by the WWW sales?

I'm also rather horrified by the heartlessness in that, in this chapter, we *know* exactly why Dudley is terrified. Harry knows it, too, and the narrator spells out his extremely good reason for being terrified. Yet his terror is still supposed to be really funny and is presented as "look how stupid Dudley is,being scared by the Weasleys". Looks like he was certainly right to be.

Uh, so no, this wasn't one of my better-liked chapters.

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All I can say is that I hope JKR just didn't think this episode out very well.