We are committed to delivering this balloon to Bush.

Last night, round IV of the balloon game was struck by what looked like a ballot-stuffing attempt orchestrated by an RPG I'd never heard of. The target? Peter. (muridae_x, I should have listened to you.)

It doesn't look like the outcome of round IV will be affected, but I just thought y'all might like to know what was up.

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( cat update, cut for those who don't care )

We are committed to delivering this balloon to Bush.

Last night, round IV of the balloon game was struck by what looked like a ballot-stuffing attempt orchestrated by an RPG I'd never heard of. The target? Peter. (muridae_x, I should have listened to you.)

It doesn't look like the outcome of round IV will be affected, but I just thought y'all might like to know what was up.

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( cat update, cut for those who don't care )

Peterfilk.

First dailyplanet said this, and I couldn't get the song out of my head. Then noblerot said this, and, well... point is, it's all their fault. Blame them.

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Enter three PETER FANS, despondent, as though having been in an exhausting argument.

FIRST PETER FAN: They just don't understand.

SECOND PETER FAN: How can they possibly hate Peter? What books have they been reading?

THIRD PETER FAN: I wonder what Peter would do in this situation.

SECOND PETER FAN: Yeah. What would Peter do?

A thoughtful pause.


SONG to the tune of 'What Would Brian Boitano Do?' from the South Park movie.

FIRST PETER FAN:
What would Peter Pettigrew do
If he were here right now?
He'd make a plan and he'd follow through,
That's what our guy Peter'd do.

SECOND PETER FAN:
When my man Pete was cornered by that nutter Sirius Black,
He killed twelve men and blew up the street with his wand behind his back!

THIRD PETER FAN:
When Sirius tracked him down again twelve years after that,
Peter faked his death once more and deftly framed the cat!

( and so on... )

Peterfilk.

First dailyplanet said this, and I couldn't get the song out of my head. Then noblerot said this, and, well... point is, it's all their fault. Blame them.

---

Enter three PETER FANS, despondent, as though having been in an exhausting argument.

FIRST PETER FAN: They just don't understand.

SECOND PETER FAN: How can they possibly hate Peter? What books have they been reading?

THIRD PETER FAN: I wonder what Peter would do in this situation.

SECOND PETER FAN: Yeah. What would Peter do?

A thoughtful pause.


SONG to the tune of 'What Would Brian Boitano Do?' from the South Park movie.

FIRST PETER FAN:
What would Peter Pettigrew do
If he were here right now?
He'd make a plan and he'd follow through,
That's what our guy Peter'd do.

SECOND PETER FAN:
When my man Pete was cornered by that nutter Sirius Black,
He killed twelve men and blew up the street with his wand behind his back!

THIRD PETER FAN:
When Sirius tracked him down again twelve years after that,
Peter faked his death once more and deftly framed the cat!

( and so on... )